When straight people are kicked out and disowned by their parents for being straight, then we can have a straight pride month.

When straight people are told they are less than by the government when they pay taxes like everyone else and are denied the same basic rights like marriage, then I would march my sorry ass in a straight pride parade.

When straight people are told their love isn’t real or even better that they’re going to burn in hell by their religions, that the beautiful love that they feel for their partner is evil, then we can have straight pride.

When straight kids get teased, picked on and bullied because they’re straight and commit suicide because they feel rejected and unloved, then we would need, yes then we would need a straight pride parade.

When straight people get tied up, beat and killed simply because of who they are and who they love, then we would need some straight pride.